Happy Happy Birthday Baby!

LMFAO....so I guess it's a good thing, that as I listen to this song, I laugh. It doesn't despress me at all. I think this kind of behavior warrnts us dropping that 4% to a 3% huh. Maybe not. But Still...

It's the ex's birthday. Surely not gonna call, text, IM, facebook, myspace, or any other form of communication. So i guess I'll vent wanting to say Happy Birthday here in Blog Land.
Happy Birthday Loser...Hope you choke on Birthday Cake!!!

Can I Have a Coke Please!

The little girl sat on her aunt's lap bouncing up and down with excitement.

"Auntie can I have a coke pleaseee," she whined.

Her aunt, only nine years younger than the child, shook her head.
"Your mom said no soda," she said trying her best to maintain a stern voice.

"I won't tell mommy if you don't tell."

She smiled at the child's cleverness.

"Okay. Just this once Ashmalli."

The little girl hopped off her leg, raced to the door, and put on her shoes.

"Ready!"She shouted at her aunt.

*****

The aunt poured the little girl a half class of coke, and began to drink the rest of the drink from the bottle. Seeing this, the little girl knew she needed to have some more. She began to gulp the soda. It burnt her little throat but she didn't stop. She squeezed her eyes together, stomped her little feet, all the while coninuing to drink.
"Ahhh. All done aunty. Can I have some..." But before she could finish the sentence she saw the empty bottle.

Her aunt began to laugh,
"I told you you could only have a bit."

The little girl sighed and shook her head. She had always been taught about greed and today she received the ultimate lesson. Her little soul was grateful.
.
"You're th best aunty, I love you."

"I love you too niece," the aunt replied giving the little girl a hug.

*****

True story ya'll. Even though I'm 21, and my aunt is 30 now. I still look up to her in that way.
Happy birthday aunt Ange!!!

Happy Birthday 2 my #1 Guy

So Today is My Daddy's Birthday!!! Happy Birthday Daddy-o.

He turns 48 today, Sorry dad for putting you out there hehe.

Guys, my dad is super duper. He gives the best advice, I can talk to him just about everything, and I know that he will ALWAYS be there for me. I know some people have problems with depending on their dads but for me, like my girl Frenchie from Grease said, "the only man a girl can depend on is here daddy" & for me that's just about right.

I love you daddy & I hope your special day turns out to be just as special as you are!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Randominess Pt.3- Mad Sh*T

Okay so I haven't been around in two days. That's just really because photobucket was acting up. Anyhow, what's new? side note: MY MOM IS ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AS I CURRENTLY TYPE!!!

but like I was saying, just a bunch of randomness lately. Most Importantly, I was reading the New York 2 days ago.

The article pretty much spoke on the topic of race. You know, how people act as if it no longer exist in this particular political race for president but it obviously does. According to the article, "it's a race consumed by race." Although our fare Barak has got the young, minority, and white woman Caucasian vote, the older Caucasian man just won't along with the "uneducated pale face voter"-because you know they're just ignorant. But I suggest you read up on it, cool article. On to the next...

So the reason I was even reading that article was because I went to Rite Aid. Needed to get a new tooth brush cause the one in my house just miraculously disappeared. I was really tempted to get this one...



hehe. But I just couldn't because, come on it was a kiddy one and the brush was too small. I really wanted to though :)

More randomness. Don't I look pretty in the box???



A certain someone came over my house, reference "Getting 2 know me(section 2 things I wanna do right now)" if you're that interested in knowing who, and put me in a box SMH. It was fun though and mad comfortable. I know I'm a weirdo hehe.

But even more weird than me is this pic the bestie PTY sent me.



Incase you were wondering, this dude's final request was to be standing up at his funeral...VERY FREAKY...Yikes!!!

Other than all that madness, I'm just chillin. School starts in less than 2 weeks. Can you believe it??! AHHHHHH!!! But even better, my B-day is in 3weeks and so is Vegas. Been doing all sorts of shopping for it. SO excited, but I guess you can tell.

What you guys been up to lately...how's life? I wanna know :)

Happy 21st Birthday 2 da Ultimate Blogger Karrie B.

So as I rush out the door for work, I actually feel like this is needed. Ya know, me wishing da Karrie B. a happy ass birthday!!!!


She's the one who truly inspired me to get a blog started because it seemed like such a wondferul way to vent & be kept entertained at the same time. Reading her blog let's me know that we all do go through the same things and therefore helps to keep me a little less stressed about life and it's craziness.

So thank you KB UR the best &
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Anotha Homie's Birthday!!!

So today is anotha one of the homie's Birthday!!! It's miss Kelly Kels...

She too has turned the big 21. I've officially known her for all my life. She's my God sister. I wish I had some throwback pics of her and I when we were little but I can't find the damn album to scan the pic.

We have lots of fun together -whenever we get to see each other- about twice a yr since she lives in GA.

She brings out the crazy side in me and that's why I love her. When I'm with her I get to have a GOOD time because she's jus that kinda person. She knows how to brighen my day, makes me laugh, & her advice is often on pt.

So Major HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 My God Sissy Kelly!!!
♥ ya.

Happy 21st Birthday to the homie Portia N.

Happy 21st. Birthday 2 the Homie Portia N.



So we met 3 years ago freshman yr of college. Thought you were cool but we never chilled that much until Tea parties came around; we really need to start those again. You were from D.C. I was from NY so I guess there was lots to learn about each other. You left, came back, and that's when our friendship really popped off. It was nice having someone to talk to, discuss with, advice from, and talk about how much CHC sucked. Trips together, weekends at not so cool parties, and planning more trips together I've realized that...you're a cool kinda girl.


That's why on today-your 21st birthday- I wish you lots of happiness, prosperity, and drunken nights hehe.

♥ ya!

A P.Y.T. Birthday Celebration

I know I said I was coming back to blow the month of April up, but gosh I don't know...It's been a busy month. So here I am half way through it to share with you all. What shall we talk about? Hmmm...

Well I'll have to say the highlight of this month so far has been the 1/2 month long P.Y.T. Birthday Celebration LOL. Yes I said Ms. P.Y.T. Cause she is. Check her out



She's 24 now (getting kinda old on me huh MissyLOL) and her birthday was on April
2nd. Here is a short (okay maybe not so short.lol) picture overview.


Sent her Flowers on her birthday, and she loved it YAY!! :)


That weekend I came home, and we had dinner at our personal favorite spot SEA with all the friends and Fam.


Happy bunch of people huh, and that was only 1/2 of the dinner party. We love our Tima :)


& knowing us picture whores we had to take a pic in the bubble


Even Jackie made it out woop woop!!!!!


Her and the BF...truly happy she is. I luv it.

THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
of course the celebration wasn't over, so the next weekend we decided to take a party bus to A.C. Woop Woop. & off we go


The Girls on the way to A.C. minus the boys :)


Okay okay BOYSSS!!!! u get a pic in too..hehe

On a side know I think My Cheatham thinks I'm Raggedy Ann:


Okay so we finally make it to the club:

P.Y.T.'s shoe game is tight huh? Remember them from the first post


& missy is looking pretty hot huh!!!

My 2 favorite people; Da BF & da BFF LOL

& after some Manning Love..GOOOOOO GIANTSSS:



...We're Out!!!


Lots more to share about the month of April so far, but gosh don't wanna get fired so I gotta go :)